Anonymous asked: STEREK PROMPT: could u write a fic on deputy Parrish flirting with stiles and derek gets jealous?
So sorry this took so long!! Hope you enjoy, anon :)
The red and blue lights start flashing when they’re careening down a back road and there’s a band of rabid fairies somewhere behind them and Derek is bleeding in the passenger seat.
"Fuck," Stiles says.
"Keep driving," Derek grits out, which is pretty much the worst idea ever and definitely a thing that Stiles will not be doing.
"Stiles!" Derek snaps as he starts to slow down. "Keep. Driving."
"We are not getting arrested tonight," he hisses, eyes flicking to the rear view mirror again. "Shut up and look innocent."
My sister was playing some kind of question game on her Kindle two rooms away and I heard her ask herself in frustration: “Who the heck lives on 221B baker street?! This is impossible!” And I am not exaggerating when I say I slammed my hands into my keyboard and:
She proceeded to yell back: “THANK YOU, NERD!”
People with dark souls have nothing but dark dreams.
People with really dark souls do nothing but dream.
a solider in WW2 had a friend the entire war on his side this needs to be rebloged
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.